Hey, just in response to the funny SPAM I got the other day, some other joker decided to send me another equally interesting offer.
We are the government approved agency for gold transportation in Mali known as Saf Trans HS Sarl (SOCIETE AFRICAINE DE FRET – TRANSIT HOLDINGS SARL) We have gold dust in our possession for sale.
Quantity; 500 kgs
Price; $32,000 USD
Quality; 22.3 Carats
Location; Bamako Mali West Africa
we do not expect any upfront payment from you
We can meet a regular monthly supply if contract is signed between buyer and our company. Buyer assists the seller to pay local government taxes for the export of the gold to buyer’s destination.
Please confirm your interest if you are willing to purchase our gold dust so that we will send you our fco with our registration.
Diakite Abdoul Karim (Financial Généra Contrôler)
SKYPE : Diakité-Abdoul-Karim
Wow! I mean how could I resist. And they must be an approved Government Agency because they are using gmail, and we all know how much tax money Governments like to save each year.
As for it being in “Gold Dust” that sounds amazing. I mean it would come in particularly handy if we decide to turn out house into a Disney Fairy paradise, or equally chilling, we are attacked by Cybermen.
Oddly Diakite Abdoul Karim seems to also moonlight as the Finance Director at Ivory Coast Telecom. He’s a busy chap!