Justifiable reasons for extraordinary rendition :-)

  1. Bad parking – Can there be anything more simple than sticking your vehicle in a box intended for it to fit? If it doesn’t fit DON’T PARK THERE!
  2. People who say “What can I do you for?” – This might be a capital offence if said more then three times in ten minutes.
  3. People who see your soaking wet and ask “Is it raining?”
  4. People who say “Oh, that’s interesting”…. when it isn’t!
  5. People who misuse the word “Literally” in every other sentence, e.g. “I literally had to park my own car!” 

 

 

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