- Bad parking – Can there be anything more simple than sticking your vehicle in a box intended for it to fit? If it doesn’t fit DON’T PARK THERE!
- People who say “What can I do you for?” – This might be a capital offence if said more then three times in ten minutes.
- People who see your soaking wet and ask “Is it raining?”
- People who say “Oh, that’s interesting”…. when it isn’t!
- People who misuse the word “Literally” in every other sentence, e.g. “I literally had to park my own car!”